If you're wondering what is the most sought-after 2017 spring fashion accessory, the answer is not a sensible yet sophisticated pair of mules.
Nor is it a choker, or anything Millennial Pink.
Yes, corn. The crunchy yellow vegetable our bodies refuse to digest.
We've always known corn is fashionable and sexy, of course, but former Bachelor contestant Corinne Olympios just gave us the reminder we all needed.
Amidst frustration over not being understood, Olympios uttered the following, now famous, quote:
"I'm a corn husk. You gotta pull all the layers back and in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn with all these pellets of information. And it's juicy and buttery. You want to get to that corn."
Chatting with about napping, cheese pasta, and working out on https://t.co/VxkCJ88Jrr
— The Cut (@TheCut)
Since the show's end, Olympios has released a , appropriately named Team Corn, and more recently, appeared decked out in corn and corn-related paraphernalia in her feature on The Cut.
And thank goodness she did, for we now know what the hottest fashion item of spring is.
All the cool girls wear it.
Having female role models in tech is important. For example, I looked up to Cyber Woman With Corn.
I love you, Cyber Woman With Corn. pic.twitter.com/uc7IkqMzl0
— Julie D Kennedy (@4JDangerKennedy)
Miley Cirus wears it.
The ones who knew about chokers way before you did.
Go ahead and dig out those Halloween corn husk decorations, ladies—the time for corn is now.