Have you been anywhere near the internet in the last 18 hours? Last night was the annual Met Gala, complete with extraordinary dresses, fashion MVP moments, celebrities adoring each other, and some very strong after-party outfit game.
And some other things you may have missed.
1. Lena Dunham's Planned Parenthood pin
And her other, very hilarious Instagram post.
2. Katy Perry's confusing veil
What did it even say? Wetness? Whiteness? Wellness? Apparently, it's "Witness"—which superfans believe might be the title of her next album.
Other fans (presumably less super) were more distracted by the fact she forgot to clean her mirrors.
you could at least had cleaned that mirror 😓 MY OCD IS SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/ZjTOlFhjFn
— ՏLΛY P≡RRY (@vikalocsay)
3. And all the other very beautiful platinum blonde pixie cuts
Perry wasn't the only one making me want to cut off all of my own hair. Also in the new "it" haircut of 2017 were Zoë Kravitz:
Mary J. Blige:
And Cara Delvigne. (Yes, I'm counting silver as platinum here. Don't fight me on this.)
4. Jaden Smith carrying his own hair as a purse
Because there's always someone who needs to take it too far. (Although refer to above point re. pixie cuts—I have to say I feel where he's coming from here.)
5. All the Helen Lasichanh memes
It also kind of made her look like Thinking Chair:
Remember Thinking Chair? This is it now, feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/LRMK3uMzg2
— ㅣlㅣ (@pfharcyde)
Or a Thumb Thumb:
— Tiff (@Tmariebnh)
6. Diddy getting tired and sitting down on the stairs
I was getting tired so I laid down on the stairs!!! pic.twitter.com/VvIePzdpPG
— Sean Diddy Combs (@diddy)
The internet obviously lost the plot on this one.
my inner monologue: "remember, not everything is about you."
also me: pic.twitter.com/6C2pqGCCd1
— ChampagnePetty (@__Dutch)
me: it's time to get up and go to work
also me: pic.twitter.com/lrAsUp1nEI
— Ziwe (@ziwe)
P.Diddy at the right now is every man whose wife, girlfriend or daughter said she was just "going for a quick look" in ZARA pic.twitter.com/kLQGbJ84Zo
— Freya Drohan (@freyadro)
7. Sarah Paulson photobombing Madonna
A.k.a. The new .
SARAH PAULSON IS ALL OF US IF WE EVER SAW OUR FAVES IRL pic.twitter.com/s2ZfxHn48U
— Common White Girl (@GIRLposts)
Can't wait until next year.