In a sticky situation? Want to get out of it? Kellyanne Conway probably knows how.

Conway, counselor to President Donald Trump, is famous for her ability to talk her way out of nearly anything—her skills at it are pretty impressive.

Need to defend yourself from claims of illegal Russian deals? Potential tax fraud? Eating the last slice of cake your partner was saving for after work?

Here are some of Conway's best techniques. You may not feel so great about yourself after using these tactics, but at least you won't be in trouble anymore and that's what it's all about, right?

Just remember, it's not a lie, it's an alternative fact.