You should really get around Chrissy Teigen's Twitter. And her Instagram. And her Snapchat. She's so much more than just a beautiful person with a perfect husband and ridiculously cute child. Teigen is a purveyor of truth, a pioneer in the tricky art of making celebrities appear relatable.
She slams Donald Trump, creates public polls about what to eat for dinner, and gives us greater life advice than even our own mothers.
But don’t just take our word for it.
Behold, just a few of the magnificent moments Teigen has been her savage, on-point, candid, self. She's the realest celebrity mom in the game.
1. When she reacted like any normal person would to this horrific organization of coat-hangers.
WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMNED MONSTER THINKS THIS IS OKAY pic.twitter.com/L2zRyaAe4Q
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
2. When she expressed all our feelings about this election year.
3. Anyone who doesn’t have a butt (you know the kind we mean), can relate to this.
Can someone with a butt tell me what it's like to have one? Preferably the cons?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
4. When she summed up how we all feel about cooking.
5. When she dished out this solid life advice.
I think a good rule of thumb is to never play "fuck/marry/kill" between other couples you are currently sitting with.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
6. Admit it. You’ve done this on every vacation you’ve ever taken.
I came to Rome to watch real housewives of orange county
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
7. When she pointed out that no one is actually “candid” in those candid Instagrams.
8. And asked her Twitter followers to vote whether she should eat crepes or a sandwich.
?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
(And chose a sandwich.)
I chose obscene amounts of subway pic.twitter.com/E5M8fdGDNU
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
9. When she held nothing back with this savage Donald Trump tweet.
Watching a cool Donald Trump biopic on the plane. pic.twitter.com/UqEwhZlJF2
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
10. When she made us all get empathy cramps (and maybe rethink buying cheap clothes).
I feel like tiny underpaid workers are putting my uterus back together and they're super bitter about it so they aren't doing a good job
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
11. When she owned the fact Twitter is just a place where she thinks out loud.
Also, please note I am fully aware a large percentage of my tweets are moronic, unimportant babble.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
12. The time she couldn’t care less about people watching her dance.
13. And sent Trump the best birthday message possible.
14. Chrissy is just like you—she can't handle how gross Snapchat face swap is.
15. And she thinks the word “superfood” is kind of ridiculous.
I'm not sure my body has ever ingested a superfood I am excited for the powers that are to come
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
16. She made this very substantial life decision based on Beyoncé.
Thank you Beyoncé for making marriage seem cool it's the only reason I said yes
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen)
17. An then she showed off her stretch marks on Snapchat and made us love her even more.
Never change, Chrissy.
instant happy in your
mailbox every day.