Why you ask? Because while the rest of us were enjoying our Sunday, Kardashian and Teigen were enjoying what looks to be the most amazing Easter party in the universe.
You might think I'm being dramatic, but hear me out.
First, there were goats. And rabbits. And lambs. Look at all those little farm animals.
Next, Kourtney Kardashian, 37, introduced us to a fashion trend I like to call "Easter chic."
We were then blessed with John Legend and Kanye West dressing up as Easter bunnies. Seriously.
Can't even imagine how sweaty those suits were.
Kardashian and her family also attended a church service before her backyard party and uploaded a very adorable family photo to prove it.
We also got a look at some of Teigen's excellent cooking.
And of course, there were plenty of cute Luna moments to fawn over.
But our favorite moment by far was when Luna decided to steal North West's lunch while she wasn't looking. Teigen captured the thief in action on video, and it is just too good.
Thank you to the Kardashian and Teigen/Legend clan for allowing me to have such an unproductive morning.